thanksgiving at grandma's

first, take two pounds of Kielbasa sausage
and stuff it between your legs
then make an acute angle with your right leg
while maintaining a straight left, back straight
now, pull the buttocks backward and stab forward
in three-quarter slow motion
do it repeatedly, while slowly turning your head
looking around the room
raise hands and shout "woo" like
a cowboy riding a horse  

Comments

[Scott Douglas]

oh man. I thought at least Brian Edwards would like this one,
don't know why; his mind seems to hide in the same places mine does.

don't ask about dessert.

[Brian Edwards]

Scott!

This must've slipped by because you posted it here and not to critique.
I do like it, a lot, but wonder if you can't come up with a better sting in the tail?(oo-er)
Whatever, it made me smile.

B.

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